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70 Chocolate Quotes Funny And Love Feelings


“Chocolate Quotes”

Chocolate is one of the foods that melt in your mouth and you just can’t seem to get it out of your mind; the taste of it just doesn’t let you get enough of it. You will find yourself always craving for more and more of it.

One can easily fall in love with chocolate just by the taste of it and many folks use it to express their love to the ones they love. For the gift and its love, chocolate has brought to lots of folks; some have expressed their love for chocolate by writing verses of chocolate quotes.

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I have gone through to get you the best dove, funny, hot, and dark chocolate quotes for you, enjoy your sweet chocolate while you read these inspiring chocolate quotes.

Dove Chocolate Quotes

1. “Don’t settle for a spark… light a fire instead.”

― Dove Chocolates

2. “Live as if you’ll die tomorrow,

Dream as if you’ll live forever.”

― Dove Chocolates

3. “Don’t talk about it, just be about it”

― Dove Chocolates

4. Everything will be okay in the end. If it’s not okay, it’s not the end. – Kayla Z ― Dove

5. Throw your kindness around like confetti. – Molly B ― Dove

6. We’re all stories in the end, just make it a good one. – Devin K ― Dove

7. A smile is the quickest way to brighten a room! – Jessica D ― Dove

8. You are never too old, and it is never too late. – Lauren P ― Dove

9. Inhale the future, exhale the past. – Layne R ― Dove

10. Try to be a rainbow to someone’s cloud. – Caitlin W ― Dove

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Funny Chocolate Quotes

Chocolate Speech

11. All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.

Charles M. Schulz ― Funny Chocolate

12. Chocolate says I’m sorry so much better than words.

Rachel Vincent ― Funny Chocolate

13. Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate.

Jo Brand ― Funny Chocolate

14. “A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay.”  Marcia Carringto ― Funny Chocolate

15. “Caramels are only a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing.”  Milton Snavely Hershey ― Funny Chocolate

16. “Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world’s perfect food.”  Michael Levine ― Funny Chocolate

17. “Chocolate says “I’m sorry” so much better than words.”  Rachel Vincent ― Funny Chocolate

18. “Coffee and chocolate—the inventor of mocha should be sainted.”  Cherise Sinclair ― Funny Chocolate

19. “If I die eating chocolate, I’ll die happy.”  Cailey Sims ― Funny Chocolate

20. “It’s strengthening, restorative, and apt to repair decayed strength and make people strong.”  Louis Lemery ― Funny Chocolate

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Hot Chocolate Quotes

Chocolate Quotes

21. “Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time.” Henri Frederic Amiel ― Hot Chocolate

22. “He stared at his hot chocolate like it held the secret to the universe.” Lilith Saintcrow ― Hot Chocolate

23. The compliment warmed me like a cup of hot chocolate.” Rick Riordan ― Hot Chocolate

24. “I was going to sip on a diet soda, but a little voice convinced me I needed the extra calcium from a cup of hot chocolate.” Cathy Guisewite ― Hot Chocolate

25. “You just need a little perspective. Warmed chocolate can give you that.”

Giada De Laurentiis ― Hot Chocolate

26. “Because the best gift in life, is just having someone to drink hot chocolate with” Tessa Shaffer, Heaven Has No Regrets ― Hot Chocolate

27. “Nights alone in my yellow kitchen, I made myself hot chocolate. I missed my mother. In my window, maple leaves rusted, young fall blooming.”  Aspen Matis ― Hot Chocolate

28. Hot chocolate is like a hug from the inside” Unknown ― Hot Chocolate

29. Here we only got one rule: never ever let it cool.”  Tom Hanks, The Polar Express ― Hot Chocolate

30. Each time I tell myself it’s the last time, but then I get a whiff of her hot chocolate…”  Chocolat ― Hot Chocolate

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Dark Chocolate Quotes


31. “Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive.”  Joanne Harris, Chocolat ―Dark Chocolate

32. You take dark chocolate, you mix it with white milk, and it becomes a delicious drink. That is the chocolate I am talking about. Ray Nagin ―Dark Chocolate

33. I love nothing more than a good, rich, dark chocolate. It exhilarates. It satisfies. Abigail Spencer ―Dark Chocolate

34. White Chocolate. Intense, sweet. But not deep. Okay for prom dates or flings, but not to get serious..Milk chocolates are guys you could date for like a few months, and dark chocolates are for love. E. Lockhart ―Dark Chocolate

35. My beauty is dark chocolate and it’s delicious and it’s sweet. Gabourey Sidibe ―Dark Chocolate

36. I love dark chocolate, but I will have a piece just occasionally. Linda Gray ―Dark Chocolate

37. I’m a sensualist. My two main indulgences are dark chocolate and massages. Carla Gugino ―Dark Chocolate

38. My weakness is dark chocolate. I carry little tins of it in my purse. Sharon Stone ―Dark Chocolate

39. I love good food. For me, that means lots of green juice, salad, and good dark chocolate. Stephanie Ellis ―Dark Chocolate

40. I’m tempted by everything. My husband makes fun of me because every day it’s a new food that I love. I have a weakness for butterscotch pudding, ice cream in any flavor and dark chocolate, although that’s one thing I do keep in my house – 70% dark chocolate. Gail Simmons ―Dark Chocolate

Chocolate Quotes For Instagram

41. Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ― Instagram

42. Forget love… I’d rather fall in chocolate. ― Instagram

43. Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. ― Instagram

Chocolate bite

44. Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Mondays. ― Instagram

45. There’s nothing better than a friend. Unless it’s a friend with chocolate. ― Instagram

46. Like love, chocolate is always a delight to receive or to give. ― Instagram

47. If chocolate rule the world everybody would be happy ― Instagram

48. All I want us peace, love, understanding and a chocolate bar ― Instagram

49. Chocolate smell mesmerizes me so much that I can’t resist myself from having your essence on my lips ― Instagram

50. Where no one understands you, chocolate is there ― Instagram

Famous Chocolate Quotes

51. Chocolate is a perfect food, as wholesome as it is delicious, a beneficent restorer of exhausted power…it is the best friend of those engaged in literary pursuits. Baron Justus Von Liebig ― Famous Chocolate

52. it’s not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let’s face it, far more reliable than a man. Miranda Ingram ― Famous Chocolate

53. Chocolate is the first luxury. It has so many things wrapped up in it: Deliciusness in the moment, childhood memories, and that grin-inducing feeling of getting a reward for being good. Mariska Hargitay ― Famous Chocolate

54. Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time. Author Unknown ― Famous Chocolate

55. Chocolate is a divine, celestial drink, the sweat of the stars, the vital seed, divine nectar, the drink of the gods, panacea and universal medicine. Geronimo Piperni ― Famous Chocolate

56. Don’t wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Chocolate isn’t like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant. And it always feels good.

Lora Brody ― Famous Chocolate

57. After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers. Emily Luchetti ― Famous Chocolate

58. Biochemically, love is just like eating large amounts of chocolate. John Milton ― Famous Chocolate

59. “Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain.”  Dave Barry ― Famous Chocolate

60. The 12-step chocoholics program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!  Terry Moore ― Famous Chocolate

Chocolate Quotes For Girlfriend


61. You are as sweet as the love you have for chocolate. You are favorite chocolate darling, ― Chocolate For Girlfriend

62. You are my Chocó pie and my all-time dairy milk. You give the bet feeling when I am low or high, but I love you baby. ― Chocolate For Girlfriend

63. When every time we fight I surprise you with chocolate, when every time we make love I surprise you with chocolate and today I will surprise you again with your favorite chocolate. ― Chocolate For Girlfriend

64. My love for you is similar to chocolate, filled with sweetness. Let’s fill the sweetness in each other’s life. ― Chocolate For Girlfriend

65. Nothing can express happiness other than chocolate, let’s be together and say “Kuch meetha ho jaye”. ― Chocolate For Girlfriend

66. Let’s be together forever and eat all the chocolates in the world. I love you. Happy Chocolate Day! ― Chocolate For Girlfriend

67. You are as sweet as chocolates. I love you sweetheart. Always be mine. Happy Chocolate Day! ― Chocolate For Girlfriend

68. Your smile makes my heart melt. Always keep smiling sweetheart. ― Chocolate For Girlfriend

69. Dear, I do not have the words to express my love for you, so I am sending you this chocolate. Happy Chocolate Day, ― Chocolate For Girlfriend

70. No one cares for me as much as you do. You have filled my life with love. ― Chocolate For Girlfriend

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